(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.
(818): Do I give off a “I have a sex tape” vibe???
(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
(779): Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny on its just staring at me
(240): This kid is drunk.
(410): I hope by “this kid” you mean yourself and not some child you kidnapped and gotten wasted.
(715): I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
