Texts from Kingdom Hearts

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     Welcome to Texts from Kingdom Hearts! A loving parody of the Texts from Last Night website. Check out the "About TFKH" page for more information and feel free to ask questions if you're still confused. Ask and Submit are always on!
     Also, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE DESCRIPTIONS WHEN YOU REBLOG. I put them there so that people who need to use screen readers for whatever reason can enjoy the texts too, so please be courteous when you reblog!

(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.

(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.


(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.

(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.


(818): Do I give off a “I have a sex tape” vibe???

(818): Do I give off a “I have a sex tape” vibe???


(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.


(779): Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny on its just staring at me

(779): Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny on its just staring at me


(240): This kid is drunk.(410): I hope by “this kid” you mean yourself and not some child you kidnapped and gotten wasted. 

(240): This kid is drunk.
(410): I hope by “this kid” you mean yourself and not some child you kidnapped and gotten wasted. 


(715): I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.

(715): I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.