Texts from Kingdom Hearts

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     Welcome to Texts from Kingdom Hearts! A loving parody of the Texts from Last Night website. Check out the "About TFKH" page for more information and feel free to ask questions if you're still confused. Ask and Submit are always on!
     Also, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE DESCRIPTIONS WHEN YOU REBLOG. I put them there so that people who need to use screen readers for whatever reason can enjoy the texts too, so please be courteous when you reblog!

(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.

(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.


(818): Do I give off a “I have a sex tape” vibe???

(818): Do I give off a “I have a sex tape” vibe???


(860): I’m not a mortal combat character(410): but my vagina is

(860): I’m not a mortal combat character
(410): but my vagina is


(530): Maybe I’m a robot.(831): You can’t be that drunk already.

(530): Maybe I’m a robot.
(831): You can’t be that drunk already.


(603): As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??

(603): As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??


(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

(262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.


(863): Just watered mom’s plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I’m such a good daughter.

(863): Just watered mom’s plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I’m such a good daughter.


(407): You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.

(407): You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.