(607): I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
(919): DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
(1-919): Oh God.
Texts from Kingdom Hearts
Welcome to Texts from Kingdom Hearts! A loving parody of the Texts from Last Night website. Check out the "About TFKH" page for more information and feel free to ask questions if you're still confused. Ask and Submit are always on!
Also, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE DESCRIPTIONS WHEN YOU REBLOG. I put them there so that people who need to use screen readers for whatever reason can enjoy the texts too, so please be courteous when you reblog!
