Texts from Kingdom Hearts


     Welcome to Texts from Kingdom Hearts! A loving parody of the Texts from Last Night website. Check out the "About TFKH" page for more information and feel free to ask questions if you're still confused. Ask and Submit are always on!
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HIATUS START

I hate having to do this, but with school really picking up near the end of the semester and four projects taking up more of my time as they are due in the next few weeks, I need to cut back on what I’m doing on the internet, so that sadly includes Texts from Kingdom Hearts.

However, do keep in mind that I will keep the submissions box open, so feel free to send in your submissions and I will post them as I can. See y’all in May~ 


(407): I think I have a pornographic memory.(954): Don’t you mean photographic?(407): No.

(407): I think I have a pornographic memory.
(954): Don’t you mean photographic?
(407): No.


(847): Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.

(847): Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.


(214): Please don’t drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

(214): Please don’t drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.


(313): At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?

(313): At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?


(706): We can talk tomorrow when we’re both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.(1-706): Where’s it at?(706): In your pants.

(706): We can talk tomorrow when we’re both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
(1-706): Where’s it at?
(706): In your pants.


(203): You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at

(203): You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at


(818): you know who we are? We’re the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.

(818): you know who we are? We’re the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.


(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.

(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.


(224): At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk

(224): At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk